Microsoft wrote:
> Dear friend , use this Internet Explorer patch now!
> There are dangerous virus in the Internet now!
> More than 500.000 already infected!

Ouch, IE doesn't work under Linux. I think it is bug in the kernel!!! Linus, 
please fix it so we can enjoy this patch!!!!!!

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