From: "Richard B. Johnson" <root@chaos.analogic.com>
To: "David B. Stevens" <dsteven3@maine.rr.com>
Cc: Alfie John <alfiejohn@hotmail.com>, linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org
Subject: Re: [OT] joining the "elite" team
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 15:09:33 -0400 (EDT) [thread overview]
Message-ID: <Pine.LNX.4.53.0306131508150.6583@chaos> (raw)
In-Reply-To: <3EEA1BD7.9030706@maine.rr.com>
On Fri, 13 Jun 2003, David B. Stevens wrote:
> Typical HR wonk speak. The clue less ones at work, nothing here
> for you, move along now ;)
>
> Cheers
>
This following is an explanation of the most common
Human Resources buzz-speak. It is by no means complete.
Wanted : Recent graduate, maximum of 5 years experience.
Interpretation : Anybody over 30 need not apply.
Wanted : Team player.
Interpretation : Need somebody to take the blame for failure.
Wanted : Excellent interpersonal skills.
Interpretation : Needs to kiss a lot of ass.
Wanted : Experience in Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Interpretation : Getting an existing employee a green-card.
Wanted : Excellent salary and benefits.
Interpretation : They provide health care through the Red Cross.
Wanted : Excellent communications skills.
Interpretation : Knows Microsoft Word.
Wanted : Relocation assistance provided.
Interpretation : Cross-country bus fare to interview is provided.
Cheers,
Dick Johnson
Penguin : Linux version 2.4.20 on an i686 machine (797.90 BogoMips).
Why is the government concerned about the lunatic fringe? Think about it.
next prev parent reply other threads:[~2003-06-13 18:53 UTC|newest]
Thread overview: 8+ messages / expand[flat|nested] mbox.gz Atom feed top
2003-06-13 2:48 Alfie John
2003-06-13 5:53 ` Andre Hedrick
2003-06-13 18:45 ` David B. Stevens
2003-06-13 19:09 ` Richard B. Johnson [this message]
2003-06-13 19:57 ` David B. Stevens
2003-06-13 20:26 ` [ajug] " Chris Harrison
2003-06-13 9:35 ` Miles Bader
2003-06-13 6:05 Alfie John
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